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NotesThe dude was a fucking badass.
Yeah, he was okay, UK, but it’s not like he was Teddy “Get Shot By a Crazy Guy, Direct the Crowd to Beat Him Up, then Keep Giving Your Speech Until It’s Fucking Done” Roosevelt.
http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/research/speech%20kill%20moose.htm
You’re right. He wasn’t like Roosevelt. He was better.
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NotesNews in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown News in America: Cannibal eats man's face Britain: wat. News in America: Man throws intestines at police Britain: wat News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters. Britain: Shit Canada. America: You fucked up. -
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NotesToday my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
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Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!
Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.
My mom is dead.
Oh my god the fact was just now proven
